ടിന്റുമോന്‍: മാത്യൂസ്‌ മാര്‍ ഗ്രിഗോരിഒസ് തിരുമേനിയെ ഒന്ന് കാണണം. ഒരു ശേമ്മാസു പട്ടം വാങ്ങിച്ചെക്കാം. ഏറ്റവും പ്രായം കുറഞ്ഞ ശേമ്മാസന്‍ ആയി ഗിന്നെസ് ബുക്കില്‍ കയറാമല്ലോ.
Tintomon:What is the difference between Achen and Thirumeni. Chandychayan: Thirumeni is elevated from among Achens.Thirumenis eat Measha consisting of Meem Pappas,Fish Molly,Badam,Pishtha,Cashewnuts.Drinks tender coconut waters,Nescafewhere as Achens eat ordinary foods.Achens get a cover with only 10% of thirumenis Kaimuthu.Thirumeni is cremated in sitting position,Achen is laid down like an ordinary man,etc.....
Tintumon to Gurgon : Why do you consecrate Bishops who are of no value to anybody. Gurgon : I see the so called Syrians in Kerala are found of useless things. See they made me useless. Now I am making them repay what they made me
ചാണ്ടിച്ചായന്‍: ഓര്‍ത്തഡോക്സ് സഭ 1912 - ല്‍ ഉണ്ടായതാണെന്ന് ജോസഫ് മാര്‍ത്തോമ മെത്രാപ്പോലീത്തായുടെ കല്പനയില്‍ പറയുന്നു.
ടിന്റുമോന്‍: ജോസഫ് മെത്രാപ്പോലീത്തായല്ലെ അതും അതിനപ്പുറവും പറയും. നേരത്തെ മാര്‍ത്തോമാ മെത്രാപ്പോലീത്താ ആയ സമയത്ത് പൌരസ്ത്യ സഭാ പാരമ്പര്യത്തിനു വിരുദ്ധമായി ക്രൂശിത രൂപമുള്ള കുരിശും ധരിച്ചായിരുന്നു അദ്ദേഹത്തിന്‍റെ നടപ്പ്. വിശ്വാസം പഠിച്ചു കഴിഞ്ഞപ്പോള്‍ അത് മാറ്റി. ചരിത്രം പഠിച്ചു കഴിയുമ്പോള്‍ ഇതും മാറ്റുമായിരിക്കും. അദ്ദേഹത്തിന്‍റെ മുന്‍ഗാമിയായ ക്രിസോസ്റ്റം തിരുമേനി മലങ്കര മെത്രാപ്പോലീത്തായാണെന്ന് പറഞ്ഞു മേല്‍ക്കുപ്പായവും ധരിച്ചായിരുന്നു നടപ്പ്. സ്ഥാനമൊഴിഞ്ഞിട്ടും അങ്ങനെ തന്നെയാണ്. ഏതായാലും ജോസഫ് തിരുമേനി അത് കാണിച്ചില്ല
Some Managing Committe members from America want the Holy synod to Consult them before allocation of Diocese to metroplitans and the synod should consult with them before such allocation!They Accuse that The Holy synod should observe sec.64 of Constitution of MOSC. These Big Headed Guys notknow what exactly Constitution Of MOSC says! The Faith,Order and Disciplene in church ,the Final authority is The Holy Episcopal synod!Let Them read carefully the Costitution!!
Hello Tintumon: Today is Karkadakam 1. Ramayana Masam. Last year one of our Bishop asked our faithful to observe this as Bible Month. What about it this year. Tintumon : Our faithful observed it religiously and read many a portion of the Bible which they have never did before. Later they started questioning our Achens and Bishops on that. The Achens and Bishops did not have any answer for the questions. Now the blame for this is on that Bishop and he has been told not to talk about it any more. That is the reason we have no news on that. But as faithful we should read the Holy Bible every day.
Tintumon to Amayanoor Bishop : How come you are ordaining Deacons only from the Orthodox faction and no one from the Puthen cruz society?
Amayanoor Bishop : Tintu, you don't know how much I spent and dreamt for this position. I want to be alive in this world. I don't expect a premature death. Moreover, those who want to become a Deacon in the soceity church, just 2-5 lakhs. No need for any qualification. Why should they come to me. Whereas in Orthodox, you need a degree first and then only you can write the entrance exam there. I am taking only who have failed the entrance exam. So Orthodox people need not worry.
Tintumon : You mean to say that you are running a tutorial institute.
Amayanoor : Did anybody told you to ask me that question.
Tintumon : You are considered as the future Thomas Pradhaman. Why do people say so.
Thadavoos reports that hundreds of faithful attended CG’s ordination in Delhi. Tintu: Yes, he managed a Karokee of faithful. If Yesudas can sing with Karokke why can’t Gurgon ordain with the help of Karokke. Next Gurgon ordination is going to be by video conferencing and Amayanoor Church will be the first church to ordain Bishop in Kerala via video conferencing. Actually I wanted to become one, but I have no money.
Heard that a new Seminary is started at Amayanoor. Tintu : What is big thing about it? When tutorial colleges started everybody was laughing at them. Now it is a respected business. Everybody goes there for entrance coaching. So now students come to Amayannor –1st period (Introduction, Terms and conditions) in Amayanoor, 2nd period in Germany (Payments, handing over gifts and receiving white rooha), 3rd period in U.S (collecting certificate D.Min, D.Th –depending on money spent) 4th period in Delhi (Ordination) and 5th period if still students are there in Amayanoor (Posting). The time of each period depends on the amount of money you have.
Do you know that Kefa and members of the Andha Vishwasa Samrakshakar went and congratulated Amayanoor Bishop. Why can’t Joice and MTV go and congratulate him?
Tintu : Who told you they went to congratulate him? They infact told him that if at all he ordains anybody from their society, they will see that Amayanoor Bishop will be cremated and not buried immediately after that ordination. So they just went to find whether there is enough space in the Amayanoor Dayara to cremate him.
How come Marthomites are getting annoyed on MTV publishing their Bishop’s Kalpana and why are our people after the marthomites now?
Tintu: Do you know the story of the fox with Blue fur. One day a fox fell into a pond of sticky blue liquid. With much difficulty it came out of it but couldn’t get rid of the blue sticky substance which was all over its body. The animals of the forest have never seen such a species before and they started respecting it and considered him as the head of the forest. The fox didn’t have to hunt for its food as many animals brought him food. Later when monsoon began, in the rain the sticky liquid started getting washed away from its fur. Shortly the animals in the forest could realize this species which they were respecting all this while was none other than that fox which they weeded out of their flock which fell into the pond and they thought it was dead. Now once again the animals are behind the fox.
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ടിന്റുമോന്‍: മാത്യൂസ്‌ മാര്‍ ഗ്രിഗോരിഒസ് തിരുമേനിയെ ഒന്ന് കാണണം. ഒരു ശേമ്മാസു പട്ടം വാങ്ങിച്ചെക്കാം. ഏറ്റവും പ്രായം കുറഞ്ഞ ശേമ്മാസന്‍ ആയി ഗിന്നെസ് ബുക്കില്‍ കയറാമല്ലോ.
Mone Kutta Nalla Idea.
Nammude Seminary yil Padikkanamenkil Degree Venam. Pinne Methrante Koode Ninnu Pasuvine Valarthu, Kalu Thirummal, .... Okke Cheyyanam.
serampoorukaru Pre degree aayi Ippol Kurachittundu. Nammal degree Matty pre Degree Aakkumo Ennu Kandariyanam.
Enthayalum Tharumenkil Vangicho. Kaserayil Pokky sunthroniso Nadathan Aalillanjittanu Semmasanmare Vazhikkunnathennu Kottayam Markettil Kelkkunnu. Kaserayil Pokkan Vallathum Kazhihu Ichiry Aarogyam Vacholoo...
ബാവ: ഗുര്‍ഗനെക്കൊണ്ട് ശല്യം ആയല്ലോ. ഉള്ള കാശു കേസ് ഒതുക്കാന്‍ മുടക്കി.
ടിന്റുമോന്‍: ഇനി കോതമംഗലംകാരോട് തോമസ്‌ റമ്പാന്‍ കയറുമെന്ന് പറഞ്ഞു വിരട്ടി കുറച്ചു കാശു മേടിക്കു തിരുമേനി.
Chandichayan: Puthiya Methrachan Engeneyirikkunnu Mone...
Tintumon: Methrachan Qurbana Chollukayayirunnu. Irikkunnathu Kandilla.
Monte samayam kollam.
Innalathe mazhayathu othiri Catholicamar kurukkunnundu. taste anusaricchu evide vene pokam. Videsha connection anenkil kaasinu panjamilla. media ye pocketil akkiyal ennum padavum perum full ayi adicchu varum (all kerala)
pathrakkare kalippikkanum valiya prayasamilla. Kallu partyokke idakku nadatthanam. 'Moran Mar' eenu perinte koode website-il ittal perinte bhagamanu ennu chinticchu avar pathrathil kodutholum. His Holines ennathinte Suriyani anu Moran Mar ennonnum avarkku ariyillallo
Swanthamayi mattu sabhakale theri parayan oru 'samrakshakan' thudangaunnathu kollam. Theri ariyavunavar rendu pre vechchal mathi. Avar nadathikkolum 'sabha thaniniram' ennu perittalum mathi. Nuna specialukal idakku venam. Ethu nunayum viswasippikkam athanu samrakshakante oru meccham.
Ivide Tintu Monumayi Bandhappetta thamasakal Mathram Post Cheyyuka.
ചാണ്ടിചായന്‍: ബാവയെ കാണാന്‍, നമ്മുടെ ഗുര്‍ഗാന്‍ തിരുമേനി ചെന്നിട്ടു വെള്ളം പോലും കൊടുത്തില്ലെന്ന്.
ടിന്റുമോന്‍: നമ്മള്‍ ആവശ്യത്തിനു വെള്ളം ഇപ്പോള്‍ കുടിക്കുന്നുണ്ടല്ലോ അപ്പച്ചാ.
Tintomon:What is the difference between Achen and Thirumeni.
Chandychayan: Thirumeni is elevated from among Achens.Thirumenis eat Measha consisting of Meem Pappas,Fish Molly,Badam,Pishtha,Cashewnuts.Drinks tender coconut waters,Nescafewhere as Achens eat ordinary foods.Achens get a cover with only 10% of thirumenis Kaimuthu.Thirumeni is cremated in sitting position,Achen is laid down like an ordinary man,etc.....
Chandichayan: Nee Ennada onnu valrannu valuthakunnathu?
Tintumon: Appachan ithrayum valarnnitumm KUNJU KNUJU ALLE.
Tintumon to Gurgon : Why do you consecrate Bishops who are of no value to anybody.
Gurgon : I see the so called Syrians in Kerala are found of useless things. See they made me useless. Now I am making them repay what they made me
Chandichayan: Oduvil Synod Gurganethireyulla Theerumanangal Ellam Angeekarichallo.
Tintu Mon: Pasuvum Chathu Morile Puliyum Poyi. Pinne Synod Koodiyittu enthu Karyam. Methrachanmarude Samayavum Vandykkooliyum Poyathu Micham.
ചാണ്ടിച്ചായന്‍: ഓര്‍ത്തഡോക്സ് സഭ 1912 - ല്‍ ഉണ്ടായതാണെന്ന് ജോസഫ് മാര്‍ത്തോമ മെത്രാപ്പോലീത്തായുടെ കല്പനയില്‍ പറയുന്നു.
ടിന്റുമോന്‍: ജോസഫ് മെത്രാപ്പോലീത്തായല്ലെ അതും അതിനപ്പുറവും പറയും. നേരത്തെ മാര്‍ത്തോമാ മെത്രാപ്പോലീത്താ ആയ സമയത്ത് പൌരസ്ത്യ സഭാ പാരമ്പര്യത്തിനു വിരുദ്ധമായി ക്രൂശിത രൂപമുള്ള കുരിശും ധരിച്ചായിരുന്നു അദ്ദേഹത്തിന്‍റെ നടപ്പ്. വിശ്വാസം പഠിച്ചു കഴിഞ്ഞപ്പോള്‍ അത് മാറ്റി. ചരിത്രം പഠിച്ചു കഴിയുമ്പോള്‍ ഇതും മാറ്റുമായിരിക്കും.
അദ്ദേഹത്തിന്‍റെ മുന്‍ഗാമിയായ ക്രിസോസ്റ്റം തിരുമേനി മലങ്കര മെത്രാപ്പോലീത്തായാണെന്ന് പറഞ്ഞു മേല്‍ക്കുപ്പായവും ധരിച്ചായിരുന്നു നടപ്പ്. സ്ഥാനമൊഴിഞ്ഞിട്ടും അങ്ങനെ തന്നെയാണ്. ഏതായാലും ജോസഫ് തിരുമേനി അത് കാണിച്ചില്ല
Thomaskuttychayan: You know, TINTU MON, where were we (Marthoma Christians) in 1912?
Tintu: Yes, I know. You were helping out Saayippu and Madamma in their kitchen
Thomaskutychayan: Is it true that the Marthoma Church wants to get rid of its Anglican heritage?
Tintu Mon: If only history could be wiped out
Pastor Varghese: Tintu Mon, when we shoud we start claiming St. Thomas heritage?
Tintu Mon: Now since the Rupee has got its symbol and also India set to become a rich country, you can start claiming St Thomas before it is too late.
Thomaskuttychayan: Ee marthomakkarkku Western style paattu mattiyittu ippol Syriyani mathi ennu ayallo?
Tintu Mon: Palathum ithupole mattaan plan cheyyunnundu. Oru Abadhham annu ptti sayipinte koode poyi. Iniyum pillarenkilum anthassayittu Indiankkaranayi jeevikatte ennu avar chintikkunnundu.
Some Managing Committe members from America want the Holy synod to Consult them before allocation of Diocese to metroplitans and the synod should consult with them before such allocation!They Accuse that The Holy synod should observe sec.64 of Constitution of MOSC.
These Big Headed Guys notknow what exactly Constitution Of MOSC says!
The Faith,Order and Disciplene in church ,the Final authority is The Holy Episcopal synod!Let Them read carefully the Costitution!!
Hello Tintumon: Today is Karkadakam 1. Ramayana Masam. Last year one of our Bishop asked our faithful to observe this as Bible Month. What about it this year.
Tintumon : Our faithful observed it religiously and read many a portion of the Bible which they have never did before. Later they started questioning our Achens and Bishops on that. The Achens and Bishops did not have any answer for the questions. Now the blame for this is on that Bishop and he has been told not to talk about it any more. That is the reason we have no news on that. But as faithful we should read the Holy Bible every day.
Tintumon to Amayanoor Bishop : How come you are ordaining Deacons only from the Orthodox faction and no one from the Puthen cruz society?
Amayanoor Bishop : Tintu, you don't know how much I spent and dreamt for this position. I want to be alive in this world. I don't expect a premature death. Moreover, those who want to become a Deacon in the soceity church, just 2-5 lakhs. No need for any qualification. Why should they come to me. Whereas in Orthodox, you need a degree first and then only you can write the entrance exam there. I am taking only who have failed the entrance exam. So Orthodox people need not worry.
Tintumon : You mean to say that you are running a tutorial institute.
Amayanoor : Did anybody told you to ask me that question.
Tintumon : You are considered as the future Thomas Pradhaman. Why do people say so.
Amayanoor : Edda kocheney poyi panni nokku, allengil ente thani swabhavan nee kannum
Thomaskuttychayan: Tinutu Kutta, Marthomakkar ippol paryaunnathu avar Paurasthya (oriental) Orthodox Sabha ennanallo. Appol ippo avar Protestant ale?
Tintu Mon: Achaya arinjille, Anglicans Swavarga Bishop, Shtree Bishop, ACHIMar okke ayappo nanakkedu sahikkan vayyathe avar thalayil mundittu natakkuka aayirunnu. Ini vayya. Orthodox ennu parnjal kuracchu anthassu undallo.
Achayan: Mone Tintu, Athinu Orthodox Sabhakku chila viswasangal okke ille, Athonnum vende?
Tintu Mon: Athokke pinne avam achaya. Adyam indiayil Orthodox Sabhaye Chavitti puratthakki avide karayi irikam. Pinne vazhi pole karynagal...
Tintumon,July lakkam Thadevoos vayichirunnuvo? Vayichillenkil udene Vayikkanam ketto!
Amayannor Methrachan Parayunnathu kettonam! Visehathu 2 Major Seminarikal keralathil Amyannor-il oru Junior Seminary Ithil ethra Perku Parisheelanam kodkkunnu aranu adhyapakar ingane onnum chothikkaruthe ketto!!
Americayil Bishop Cassianus class edukkum,Germany-il Bishop Goorgan mar Severios class edukkum,sishya ganam ethra Kemamayirikkum ennu ariyamo!
Keralathil,Amayannoor Seminary loka prashasthanaya Dr. Paulose Mar Gregorios-nte Aruma sishyan
class edukkunnathumanu!
mon poyi vishada vivrangal njagallekkudi ariyikkename!
Thadavoos reports that hundreds of faithful attended CG’s ordination in Delhi.
Tintu: Yes, he managed a Karokee of faithful. If Yesudas can sing with Karokke why can’t Gurgon ordain with the help of Karokke.
Next Gurgon ordination is going to be by video conferencing and Amayanoor Church will be the first church to ordain Bishop in Kerala via video conferencing.
Actually I wanted to become one, but I have no money.
Heard that a new Seminary is started at Amayanoor.
Tintu : What is big thing about it? When tutorial colleges started everybody was laughing at them. Now it is a respected business. Everybody goes there for entrance coaching. So now students come to Amayannor –1st period (Introduction, Terms and conditions) in Amayanoor, 2nd period in Germany (Payments, handing over gifts and receiving white rooha), 3rd period in U.S (collecting certificate D.Min, D.Th –depending on money spent) 4th period in Delhi (Ordination) and 5th period if still students are there in Amayanoor (Posting). The time of each period depends on the amount of money you have.
Do you know that Kefa and members of the Andha Vishwasa Samrakshakar went and congratulated Amayanoor Bishop. Why can’t Joice and MTV go and congratulate him?
Tintu : Who told you they went to congratulate him? They infact told him that if at all he ordains anybody from their society, they will see that Amayanoor Bishop will be cremated and not buried immediately after that ordination. So they just went to find whether there is enough space in the Amayanoor Dayara to cremate him.
How come Marthomites are getting annoyed on MTV publishing their Bishop’s Kalpana and why are our people after the marthomites now?
Tintu: Do you know the story of the fox with Blue fur. One day a fox fell into a pond of sticky blue liquid. With much difficulty it came out of it but couldn’t get rid of the blue sticky substance which was all over its body. The animals of the forest have never seen such a species before and they started respecting it and considered him as the head of the forest. The fox didn’t have to hunt for its food as many animals brought him food. Later when monsoon began, in the rain the sticky liquid started getting washed away from its fur. Shortly the animals in the forest could realize this species which they were respecting all this while was none other than that fox which they weeded out of their flock which fell into the pond and they thought it was dead. Now once again the animals are behind the fox.
Chandichayan, Tintu mone Thalavedana! Vallatha thalavedana!
Ippol,malankara rite/mar Ivaniose santhathikal ( malankaraIykya Deepam)alpam rest edukkunnu.
appol Goorgan Mar severios-um Antiochean orthodox Sabhayum....
Itha,ippol veendum, 175 varshangalku shesham Joseph Marthomayum! eeyullonte oru vidhi!
Ingane munnottu poyal evide vare chellum?
Tintumon: appachan,pedikkenta,Itha Itha ividevare!!!
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